FACT #333
Jeremy Clarkson cannot drive.
All citizens of Paraguay are required by law to wear a lifejacket complete with torch and whistle at all times despite the country being landlocked.
Under a new legal agreement Apple are not allowed to make any form of music player that can be "scrumped" or "baked in a pie".
The word 'legless' was originally a darts expression and referred to a player being so drunk he failed to win a single leg.